“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
